Abandoned Vehicle 2
A couple of red neck guys are on the highest road in the Wind Farm and are in a Zirconium Journey having incestuous "special time" with each other. Spot the rocking RV and overhear their conversation. When you approach the vehicle and are approximately 15 feet away, the red necks spot you and stop what they are doing. They exit their vehicle, naked, and begin shooting. Gun them down and take their weapons.